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"<name_2>?" <name_1> asked, stargazing, with <pronoun_1> head lying on my knees. "Do you love me?"
I looked down. "Of course, <name_1>." I replied, patting <pronoun_1> "I'm not going to leave you, ever!"
"Even if <antagonist> will try and break us apart?"
"<antagonist_pronoun> hatred will never separate us, <pet_name_1>." I smiled. "We'll be together till the end of time!"
"And [you'll give me/I'll give you/we're gonna adopt] a bunch of cute kids." <pronoun_1> smiled.
"Naturally."
And then we <display_of_affection>.
I looked down. "Of course, <name_1>." I replied, patting <pronoun_1> "I'm not going to leave you, ever!"
"Even if <antagonist> will try and break us apart?"
"<antagonist_pronoun> hatred will never separate us, <pet_name_1>." I smiled. "We'll be together till the end of time!"
"And [you'll give me/I'll give you/we're gonna adopt] a bunch of cute kids." <pronoun_1> smiled.
"Naturally."
And then we <display_of_affection>.
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Hormonas. Complots. Y Feromonas - Introduccion -
Marzo de 2010
Ya había pasado un año desde que Junior, Felipe y Olivia habían entrado a formar parte de T.I.A tras enfrentarse a sus primeros enemigos.
"Pero aun no me acostumbro..." Pensaba Mortadelo mientras avanzaba por el pasillo hacia su despacho "De verdad, que no soy capaz de acostumbrarme..."
El ver a su hijo todos los días en el cuartel se le hacía siempre tan extraño... Y eso que ya llevaba meses trabajando para la T.I.A.. Pero nada. No se hacía a la idea.
Hablando del rey de Roma, ahí se lo encontró, esperando en la puerta del despacho de su padre.
__ Hola, Papá __ Lo salud
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Hormonas. Complots. Y Feromonas - Capitulo 7 -
__ Veamos... __ Dijo Alicia mientras esposaba a Irma __ Ésta de aquí, Freddy Mazas y Chapeau el Esmirriau. Si no me falla la memoria, Tocina y Olivia se están encargando de Billy el Horrendo y Elton Matraca. Y por lo que nos cuenta Felipe, Junior y Silvestre están con Botijola y Magín el Mago.
__ Pero deberíamos ir a ayudarlos: Silvestre es nuevo y Junior puede tener problemas enfrentándose a dos... __ Dijo Victor.
__ ¿Bromeas? ¡Estamos hablando del Rey del Disfraz! __ Exclamó Felipe con orgullo.
__ No. El Rey del Disfraz es Mortadelo.
__ Pero Junior es su hijo, ¿No?
__ ¡Chicos!
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I didn't get to write what I wanted to write, but fuck it, I'll give you something, even if it's mostly a rant about how things written by amaeturs aren't always good. Happy V-day to me.
The problem I have with most shipping fics is that they're incredibly formulaic. There's A, and there's B, and they're in love, often despite odds and common sense, (e. g. A bullies B) and there's the asshole who either gets fucked or atones in the last act, and A and B stay together FOREVER AND EVER. The personalities and quirks of the characters take a backseat.
If you think this is a jab at whatever couple you're shipping, it's not. This is something most of you have in common.
The problem I have with most shipping fics is that they're incredibly formulaic. There's A, and there's B, and they're in love, often despite odds and common sense, (e. g. A bullies B) and there's the asshole who either gets fucked or atones in the last act, and A and B stay together FOREVER AND EVER. The personalities and quirks of the characters take a backseat.
If you think this is a jab at whatever couple you're shipping, it's not. This is something most of you have in common.
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Truly a work comparable to Romeo and Juliet.
No, but seriously, this is how most romance fics work in a nutshell. Add in gratuitous rape and character bashing and you get the perfect recipe for suckiness.
No, but seriously, this is how most romance fics work in a nutshell. Add in gratuitous rape and character bashing and you get the perfect recipe for suckiness.